Steven Wright - Stand Up (Funny Guy)

skydark Says:

Nov 10, 2008 - Seems like he's dead because he's living on a one way dead end street wondering how he got there.

voodoothebeast Says:

Nov 11, 2008 - If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress? :)

voodoothebeast Says:

Nov 11, 2008 - Did you sleep well? No, I made a couple of mistakes. I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. steven wright..genuis

TallFastLoud Says:

Nov 12, 2008 - This is so funny...everyone's entitled to their opinion though.

dbz07 Says:

Nov 14, 2008 - wow he sucks

jonvoid Says:

Nov 14, 2008 - you're too dumb to get is more like it

spyder4kyle Says:

Nov 15, 2008 - holy crap he rules!!!!

nige35 Says:

Nov 16, 2008 - this guys about as funny as a road accident..yawn yawn..what a prick!!

Tyrone707 Says:

Nov 18, 2008 - Oh shit...Its the guy on the couch. Cool

cmonguy9 Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - howd you get 2 minuses that was awesome, did stephen wright say that or did you make it up?

voodoothebeast Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - it's steven's quotes..he is just hilarious.. here are some of his bests: All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out

voodoothebeast Says:

Nov 19, 2008 - Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back

qwak95 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - LOL!!! "They're getting hit by a train... naturally, they'll die." "Swear to tell the truth etc... 'yes, you're ugly'"

cmonguy9 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - that's pretty funny, and good name btw, i like voodoo

cajunhornet60 Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - LOVE this guy!!! lol

TheWildGiraffe Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - dude he doesnt like either one of them...why are you TRYING to make him like Dane Cook

voodoothebeast Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - thx bro ..but the signifier has nothing to do with signified..;) A fool and his money are soon partying. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

voodoothebeast Says:

Nov 20, 2008 - I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that." Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

MistahDroory Says:

Nov 21, 2008 - At least road accidents are interesting for a few minutes.

padaalsa Says:

Nov 21, 2008 - "You're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're dead." Anyone who likes this guy should check out Mitch Hedberg. Think of this guy on crack.

cmonguy9 Says:

Nov 21, 2008 - holy shit! you have a hundred of them

lordtroah Says:

Nov 22, 2008 - Hilarious

AwefullVids Says:

Nov 22, 2008 - both are incredible.

nudist0885 Says:

Nov 22, 2008 - I've been selected for jury duty. It's kind of an insane case. 6000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a chinese restaurant. I don't think they did it.

nudist0885 Says:

Nov 22, 2008 - I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retreiver. He brings back everything cause he's not sure what I threw him.