Damir Niksic: "If I wasn't muslim"

Added: Jun 3, 2006

Duration: 3:55

A sarcastic song about being bosnian muslim in Europe surrounded by christians neighbours. Here are the lyrics: IF I WASN'T MUSLIM If I wasn't Muslim Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I wasn't born Mohammedan Life for me would have been fun. I could live and prosper On my land and I could even build a bigger house I wouldn't have to, every now and then, Run and hide like a mouse. If I wasn't Muslim Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. My neighbors wouldn't set my home on fire And surround me with barbed wire I wouldn't live in terror Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. Books wouldn't teach you that I was an error In European history. Ref: I would not have to prove that I am not stupid A backward and primitive villain An alien threat to your way of life to be hunted down. I wouldn't be so ashamed of The names of my relatives and mine Of the Semitic language I speak to my God That no one here understands My tradition wouldn't insult My Christian neighbors and friends My diet, my cap, the Ramadan fast the crescent and the star. Bayram, I know, will never be famous like Christmas or Easter Sunday so modern and cool, so western, and - oh so "secular". If I wasn't Muslim If I had an ordinary Slavic Christian name If I wasn't circumcised If I could eat my eggs with ham I would be accepted Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. I'd blend in to Europe and enjoy I wouldn't be its whipping boy. -- oh boy -- If I were a Christian I wouldn't have to prove that I am human too. 'Cause when you're Christian you're always civilized no matter what you wear or do. But when you are a Muslim It is really hard to find some sympathy for you No one really likes you, no one really cares No one wants to know your point of view. If I wasn't Muslim Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I was a part of Christendom Europe would be my sweet home. I wouldn't have to worry Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. What will happen in a year or two Will I have to leave or stay and die Drop my pants to be identified and put aside Just 'cause I'm a Mussulman?

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Tags: balkans bosna bosnia christian croatia hrvatska islam lonelygirl15 muslim sarajevo serbia srbija srebrenica tuzla zenica

Rating: 4.10 (1223 ratings) Views: 203427' favoriteCount='925 Comments: 31

smikey1 Says:

Jun 13, 2006 - Looooooooooooooooooooooooool. This video is grand!

foreverWalid Says:

Jun 14, 2006 - If I was not born Muslim...I would not have been given true guidance and I would have ended up in hell after my death. And I thank God for making me a Muslim.....and Im a PROUD Muslim. All Praises are due to God.

Trebunj Says:

Jun 14, 2006 - Awesome ..., unfortunately so realistic today in "democratic Europe". Any way we are not alone .. we have more than one billion brothers and Islam is still fastest growing religion in the world!!!

maiushy Says:

Jun 14, 2006 - Funny & sad. Sad because it's true!!! However no matter what people think of us, we are going to cling to our faith in God & to his mercey upon us all.

velikepicke Says:

Jun 20, 2006 - love the video svaka cast care

incidentPB Says:

Jun 24, 2006 - he-he Bosnia super star. WE are the best one. Aferim.

haganegenkotsu Says:

Jul 3, 2006 - Fiddler on the Roof meets "Rich Girl"? Sad, but funny as heck!

BoSaNaC666 Says:

Jul 7, 2006 - If you guys havent noticed he is not talking about muslims in general, but Bosniaks, slavic european muslims.

VeseliBosanac Says:

Jul 8, 2006 - Catchy song, all so true

cinili Says:

Jul 9, 2006 - This is good!

blagoma Says:

Jul 13, 2006 - svaka cast od susjeda

joki555 Says:

Jul 15, 2006 - haha...koja legenda...svaka cast

Poirot1234 Says:

Jul 15, 2006 - I think he's talking about europian muslims in general, not just bosnians

banjaluka Says:

Jul 16, 2006 - bravo!!!

VOJNIKBIH Says:

Jul 16, 2006 - SUPER PJESMA,BRAVO!

CelikOsman Says:

Jul 18, 2006 - All true.

EstablishCaliphate Says:

Jul 19, 2006 - haha I love the Bosnian brothers.

JeuneTurk Says:

Jul 20, 2006 - nice...greetings to my bosnian brothers and sisters.

BoSaNaC666 Says:

Jul 26, 2006 - Poirot, he specifically says "if I had an ordinary slavic christian name" which means that he is talking about Bosnians.

akhaler Says:

Jul 31, 2006 - masha'allah this is hilarious

splendeur Says:

Aug 4, 2006 - If I wasn't Serb I wouldn't have to prove that I am human too Cause when you are THAT everyone knows for Srebrenica and you on the NET. Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum But when you are Serb you look like a Gypsy you stink and live like Pig-sy. ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum, If I wasn't Serb the whole world wouldn't call me BARBARIAN maybe they would call me CANADIAN. ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

SvaboSandzaklije Says:

Aug 5, 2006 - sta je on?

CroMami Says:

Aug 5, 2006 - LMAO....koje budale....I ova pisma je ridikul...Ako je htio reci nesto istinito moga je na bolji nacin....jer nakraju je samo ispao ko klaun.

123miro Says:

Aug 6, 2006 - bravo super.Rekao je bez svadje ali je rekao istinu. Ovaj Video na MTV. Da se konacno prestanete svadati u vjerama i ratu koji je davno prosao

Muki21 Says:

Aug 11, 2006 - Hehehehe provale majke mi, hahaha nezna niko izmisliti ovo osim Bosanac, :):)