RvD2: Ryan vs. Dorkman 2

ibitme Says:

Jan 7, 2009 - nice work

ChrisDonolly Says:

Jan 7, 2009 - OMG! seriously WTF! why does Ryan always lose, but still cool film

KingPivot001 Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - okay this looked just as professional as any of the star wars movies but I'm sorry you just don't get stabbed strait through the body that close to the heart and live or especially not even pass out.

frostyman09 Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - You guys rock! That's honestly one of the best jedi fights I've ever seen, including those in the movies! As for KingPivot001 He was stabbed in the shoulder dude. Plus a lightsaber burns the flesh as it penetrates, so he won't bleed at all. It makes it pretty easy to live after being stabbed like that.

Fungiman111 Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - yes i agree with frostyman09. the saber would cauterize the wound instantly and leave almost no bleeding. Watch the latest episode of "chuck" when the girl shoots her dad in the shoulder to save him. you can even take a bullet to the shoulder and not die

catrachoking Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - and dude ur heart is more towards the center of ur chest. cauterization of the wound would be extremely painful but hed live. and the burns would also destroy the nerves so any pain afterwards is very minor.

Makanis547 Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - Awesome. Pure win.

voltherin Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - that was sick man how do you guys do that?

DrewCameron Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - You're right! What a stupid mistake on the film makers behalf! Oh...Wait I spotted another one; lightsabers don't exist. It's a work of fiction, friend.

brownestboxintheland Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - this video is awesome. i tried to make one with me fighting myself its on youtube and its called "Big Brown Box Star Wars Parody"

zockaryscared1 Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - Pretty good...longer than the first but I liked the first better...it had more humor i think.

plymouthbaccaruda426 Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - Brilliant choreography. All the effects were pro. 5/5 guys

blackfoothero Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - Lighsabers short out when they touch water. Nerd burn. 1:47

DorkmanScott Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - Tell that to Attack of the Clones.

kadaveral Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - How did they get the Light Sabre burns to stick on all those metal surfaces...

Dakjius Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - Not always. You can put certain crystals in them to make them water proof. (Why do I know that?)

Bustersword910 Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - Kit Fisto's is waterproof. And when Anakin fights Ventress it rains on their lightsabers and only steam comes off.

LoveHateEffectv1 Says:

Jan 8, 2009 - damn, its like urban/modern starwars haha, gotta try it this sometime, way to go!

rowdyiscool123 Says:

Jan 9, 2009 - good movie guys i love it ow bye the way i saw a commet for dorkman saying hes gay?

KingPivot001 Says:

Jan 9, 2009 - dude lighten up, I didn't say anything about lightsabers all I said was that you can't get penetraited all the way through expecially that close to the middle of your chest and get up 20 seconds later.

KingPivot001 Says:

Jan 9, 2009 - not so, even when its closer to the shoulder than heart it will still probably puncture too many vains or a main artery, also the chopped off arm would definately block off an artery and restrict blood flow. even if by some miracle he lived he would still get knocked out.

AleRigo Says:

Jan 9, 2009 - 4:22 ahahahahaha

augury010 Says:

Jan 9, 2009 - Bravo! ^-^

mochabear28 Says:

Jan 9, 2009 - I'd kick him in the leg too...

Avankiri Says:

Jan 9, 2009 - You forget. Lightsabers use crystals that create concentrated beams of light. It's like putting a stick on fire, then using it to sear your cut closed.